"pokerchimp"
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Sep 15, 2006, 6:21 AM
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I don't know if you're readin this, but if you are...have a great time on
your trip and drive safely. Will look forward to the updates.
On Sep 15 2006 5:10 AM, William Coleman wrote:
> OK, Guys, I am now going into a new phase of my RGP posting career, at least
> for awhile. I enjoyed my pilgrimage to the large southwestern desert city
> to see my Guru/Doctor Deal, both as his patient, and as his student, for
> example, attending a 3 hour seminar he gave Tuesday night on Water. He has
> been giving these weekly seminars for at least 33 years and 3 months,
> because that is how long I have been a patient and student of his.
>
> Anyway, I am enjoying being on the road again so much, I decided, fuck it, I
> am tired of sitting at home alone posting to RGP and playing at internet
> poker rooms. So I am out in the real world, staying at hotels and motels
> and in full blown road trip mode.
>
> For various reasons, as you are all aware, there are certain people whose
> name must not be mentioned who want me dead, so I am not going to disclose
> my location precisely, but will give a generalized, fuzzed up description
> which might fits many different poker casinos, strip clubs, whorehouses and
> lap dance clubs in Mexico along the border, as well as a variety of hotels,
> restaurants, etc., which receive the Ramashiva Seal of Approval.
>
> So my posts for the foreseeable future will be of the nature of my
> encounters and recommendations of casino poker rooms, strip clubs, mexican
> whorehouses, etc. As you have probably already gathered, for the last
> thirty years, at least, virtually all my time has been spent in one of these
> environments, plus, blackjact casino gambling, and the wonderful world of
> being a community college profesor teaching data processing and mathematics.
>
> I will just tell you a few locations with whorehouses and a few with B&M
> cardrooms. So if you hang out at any of these whorehouses or cardrooms, as
> well as any stripo clubs and "massage parlors" in the following areas, there
> is a good chance you will have a close encounter of the third kind with
> Ramashiva, High Priest of the Virgin Mary on Planet Earth.
>
> Anyway, here are the vague hints --
>
> Card Rooms and Whorehouses in the general area of Yuma, Arizona (home of
> Arizona Western College), San Luis Rio Colorado, Mexico, and Mexicali
> Mexico.
>
> Card Rooms, Strip Clubs, and Whorehouses, in the general vicinity of Tucson,
> Arizona, Phoenix, Arizona, and Nogales, Mexico.
>
> Card Rooms, Strip Clubs, and Whorehouses in the general vicinity of El Paso,
> Texas and Juarez, Mexico.
>
> Card Rooms, Strip Clubs, and Whorehouse in the general vicinity of New
> Orleans, Lousiana and Biloxi, Missippi.
>
> Well, that is planning far ahead, and it may take me several weeks to do
> sufficient research to give in depth reports on the Card Rooms, Strip Clubs,
> and Whorehouses in the specificied areas.
>
> Anyway enough of my plans, but all of my posts, as is this one are from
> secret, undisclosed locations. If you really think you can figure out were
> I am from the Internet Header NNTP Posting Host, I suggest you look at the
> recent demonstration by Kilgore Trout, who is certainly a dumbass and not
> clever at all, that the NNTP Posting Host Internet Header can be easily
> spoofed.
>
> I haven't been able to even review any recent RGP posts, so I have no idea
> if you guys actually got me a birthday present, or, if so, what. I hope I
> will be presently suprised.
>
> So I have a joke for you and then a prayer, then I really must run. It is 2
> am in my current posting location. This is prime time for checking out card
> rooms, strip clubs, and whore houses.
>
> Here is the joke, which came from the obvious source --
>
> Question: What are the three advantages of having Alhezeimer's Disease?
>
> Answer:
>
> 1. You get to hide your own Easter Eggs.
>
> 2. You get to meet new and interesting people everyday.
>
> 3. Uhh, I forgot what the third advantage is.
>
> On a more serious note, let us all offer a prayer to God Almighty that Russ
> Georgiev will survive and prosper. Here is the last email exchange I had
> with Russ, together with the Internet Headers --
>
> From: "William Coleman" <ramashiva@earthlink.net>
> To: <RussGeorgiev@aol.com>
> Subject: ramashiva's nfl football picks, week 1
> Date: Sat, 9 Sep 2006 23:53:12 -0700
> Organization: General Systems Research
> X-Priority: 3
> X-MSMail-Priority: Normal
> X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2900.2869
> Disposition-Notification-To: "William Coleman" <ramashiva@earthlink.net>
> X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2900.2962
>
> Hey Russ, I hope everything is well with you. I have a favor to ask, and I
> would like you to do me this favor every week of the NFL season.
>
> I am going to release my nfl football picks, but I am not going to release
> them for free.
>
> Everyone who wants my picks before game time, except you, will have to pay
> to get them.
>
> Each week, I am going to release what I think are the five livest dogs, in
> order.
>
> These picks have two uses --
>
> If you are playing the pro football contests in Las Vegas, the key
> information is which teams are the livest dogs. For example, if you have
> pooled your entries with partners and have 16 entries, the best strategy is
> to go both ways on the four livest dogs.
>
> Obviously, live dogs can also be used to make side bets against the spread.
> In my opinion, this is the best way to bet sides. The public tends to
> overbet the favorites. So if you bet a live dog plus points, you have a
> very good gamble.
>
> Here is what I want you to do, Russ. I am going to give you my five livest
> dogs, in order. I want you to release these picks in stages by posting to
> RGP. Release each pick right after the game starts. I would like you to
> release these picks with the timestamp of this email, showing that you
> received my picks before any games started.
>
> If you don't know how to get the time stamp, the easiest way is to just
> reply to this email. Your reply in your sent items folder will have the
> time stamp.
>
> Here is the schedule for releasing my picks --
>
> Right after the Sunday 10 am games start, release these picks --
>
> Number 4 live dog -- Falcons
>
> Number 5 live dog -- Bengals
>
>
> Right after the Sunday 1:15 pm games start, release this pick --
>
> Number 1 live dog -- Cowboys
>
>
> Right after the Sunday 5:15 pm game starts, release this pick --
>
> Number 3 live dog -- Giants
>
>
> Right after the Monday 7:15 pm game starts, release these picks --
>
> Number 2 live dog -- Raiders
>
> Monday night O/U tiebreaker -- 45
>
>
> I hope this isn't too much trouble. In compensation, you will be the only
> one to get my picks free before game time. You probably don't think my
> opinion is worth anything, but I aim to show by the end of the season that I
> know something about how to pick live dogs.
>
> Everyone else who wants my picks before gametime will have to pay $100/week,
> on a week by week basis. If I find out someone has shared my picks with
> someone who has not paid me, I will never release my picks to that person
> again.
>
> This is the last time I will have access to a computer for a few days. Keep
> the RGP trolls and minions in line until I get back.
>
>
> William Coleman (ramashiva)
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> for <ramashiva@earthlink.net>; Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:17:47 -0400 (EDT)
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> From: RussGeorgiev@aol.com
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> Date: Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:17:42 EDT
> Subject: Re: ramashiva's nfl football picks, week 1
> To: ramashiva@earthlink.net
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> Hi Bill
>
> I am on my way to the hospital in about 10 minutes. Didn't bother reading
> any emails. Hopefully I will be able to talk to you next Sunday.
>
> Russ
>
>
>
> I will close this post with the official benediction on Russ Georgiev by
> Ramashiva, High Priest of the Virgin Mary on Planet Earth --
>
> May the Pure White Light of God's Holy Love shine always on Russ Georgiev
> and protect him from the Evil One.
>
> In nomine Patris, Filii, et spiritu Sancto.
>
>
> Ramashiva, High Priest of the Virgin Mary on Planet Earth
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