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"eleaticus"
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eleaticus@bellsouth.net

Sep 15, 2006, 5:07 PM

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OT: Space Alien Democrats?Can't Post

The following was sent to me without attribution. If true, the suggestion
would explain why the Democrat leadership is neither as stupid nor as
accursedly/evilly ethnocentric as the likes of George "Dumbya" Bush and its
supporters.
--------------------
Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim an unidentified
object with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep and cattle ranch just
outside Roswell, New Mexico.

This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the
US Air Force and the federal government.

However, you are probably not aware that in the month of March 1948, exactly
nine months after that historic day,

Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William Jefferson Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer were born.

That piece of information has now cleared up a lot of things.
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eleaticus
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"James L. Hankins"
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jhankins5@cox.net[no spam]

Sep 15, 2006, 5:41 PM

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"eleaticus" <eleaticus@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
news:yCEOg.442$vi3.208@bignews3.bellsouth.net...
> The following was sent to me without attribution. If true, the suggestion
> would explain why the Democrat leadership is neither as stupid nor as
> accursedly/evilly ethnocentric as the likes of George "Dumbya" Bush and
> its
> supporters.
> --------------------
> Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim an unidentified
> object with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep and cattle ranch just
> outside Roswell, New Mexico.
>
> This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by
> the
> US Air Force and the federal government.
>
> However, you are probably not aware that in the month of March 1948,
> exactly
> nine months after that historic day,
>
> Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.
> Hillary Rodham
> John F. Kerry
> William Jefferson Clinton
> Howard Dean
> Nancy Pelosi
> Dianne Feinstein
> Charles E. Schumer
> Barbara Boxer were born.
>
> That piece of information has now cleared up a lot of things.



Allow me to be the first:


http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/roswell.asp


The more interesting dynamic in these past few threads is the way in which
the hard-right posters here seem to embrace these urban legends (although
this one is more tongue-in-cheek than some others).

I do give "eleaticus" some credit for qualifying his post rather than
claiming this is some sort of research he/she has done.


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David Watts
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Sep 15, 2006, 6:36 PM

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eleaticus <eleaticus@bellsouth.net> wrote:
: The following was sent to me without attribution. If true, the suggestion
: would explain why the Democrat leadership is neither as stupid nor as
: accursedly/evilly ethnocentric as the likes of George "Dumbya" Bush and its
: supporters.
: --------------------
: Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim an unidentified
: object with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep and cattle ranch just
: outside Roswell, New Mexico.
:
: This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the
: US Air Force and the federal government.
:
: However, you are probably not aware that in the month of March 1948, exactly
: nine months after that historic day,
:
: Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.
: Hillary Rodham

born October 1947

: John F. Kerry

December 1943

: William Jefferson Clinton

August 1946

: Howard Dean

November 1948

: Nancy Pelosi

March 1940

: Dianne Feinstein

June 1933

: Charles E. Schumer

November 1950

: Barbara Boxer

November 1940

: were born.
:
: That piece of information has now cleared up a lot of things.

That Republicans wouldn't know the truth if it jumped up
and smacked them in the nose, yeah.

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"eleaticus"
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eleaticus@bellsouth.net

Sep 15, 2006, 8:01 PM

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"James L. Hankins" <jhankins5@cox.net[no spam]> wrote in message
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> Allow me to be the first:
>
>
> http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/roswell.asp
>
>
> The more interesting dynamic in these past few threads is the way in which
> the hard-right posters here seem to embrace these urban legends (although
> this one is more tongue-in-cheek than some others).
>
> I do give "eleaticus" some credit for qualifying his post rather than
> claiming this is some sort of research he/she has done.

It's soooOOOO thankful I am, I am, for even such limited credit, expecially
given the dozen plus times I have used the phrase/sentence fragment: "The
following was sent to me without attribution."

eleaticus
ee-lee-AT-i-cus
eleaticus@bellsouth.net

>
>


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